Shortie: Wedding Reception, Wedding, Then Wedding Reception Again...

OMG, I feel so frigging tired right now. The second wedding reception came to a happy ending today. Well, it all started yesterday. The wedding reception was a dinner affair. Where we all ate tons of food. Then this morning was the wedding, which was followed by the wedding reception in the afternoon. You know how it is, you go from here, then you go there, then here there here there and then you know the whole city like the back of your hand.

Anyway, I took some pictures of what happened and a few of myself *CoughCough*... Anyway, the whole thing was pretty cool and there was a lot of food. And because of that, the calories I burnt away in the last gym workout came back... And they brought friends... Well, as soon as I have the time, I'm going swimming again.

Oh, you guys are waiting for the pictures? Um yeah, I haven't edited them yet so I'll say they may be ready by tomorrow. Don't worry, I will post them up very soon! What?! Don't get sassy with me, I'm a very busy person! I still have to get my border pass done tomorrow for the trip to Thailand! But like I said, not to worry because the pictures are going to go up as soon as i'm done editing them! So now, I have to go to bed cause I had a very long two days. Goodnight!

P.S - I endured this for two days, the bride and groom endured it longer and they don't sleep until 3a.m. How do they do it?

Shortie: Wedding Reception Thingie

Hey guys! I'm off to the wedding reception very soon! No, my cousin isn't married yet, the wedding's tomorrow. But get this, he's having two receptions and I'm going to both! All the more fun for me and all the more stuff for me to update!

Don't worry guys! I'll take loads of pictures and tell you guys all about it, because who doesn't love weddings? Even if it's just being talked about on the Internet by yours truly.

Anyway, don't worry because I'll be updating LIVE on Twitter at the wedding reception, the wedding, and the second wedding reception tomorrow! So remember to check up on my Twitter for constant updates on what's happening and what I'm doing! Got to go now! See you guys later tonight!

Shortie: Someone's Birthday!

Hi guys! I'm rushing this post before Joule drags my screaming self to the gym...

Do you remember the aunts I mentioned who were coming back from Shanghai for my cousin's wedding? Well yeah, today is the birthday of one of those aunts! Why yes, it's Aunt Susan's birthday! So all you guys better wish her a good birthday! Since she's not here right now, she can't have a cake so I'm posting up this post as a virtual gift to her! But of course, this doesn't really count that much so I promised her a feast when we get to Penang this Saturday.

So now, Joule's threatening me with a gun and says if I don't get out of this chair right now he's going to shoot me in the head. So yeah, see you guys real soon! TTFN.

Shortie: Paper Wonders is Fixed

Hey people! Here's another Shortie update! Man, there have been a lot of Shorties recently... But, as Brendan has said, I'm busy busy busy! Yes, I'm always busy during December, lots of stuff to do. But that's not the point of this Shortie. Anyway, as you all know. Or at least, some of you know, that Paper Wonders has experienced some technical difficulties and they have been fixed recently. The comment box is now available to everyone and please do drop by and leave comments. I'm going to add a chatbox soon so all bookaholics can chat and suggest books to be reviewed!

So yeah that's about it, the busy busy me has to go now! Must get to the gym soon! See you soon guys! Oh, and if you have any suggestions or complaints about Paper Wonders or the Jake Lo blog, please do comment here or at Paper Wonders. So, see ya'! *Runs off*

Shortie: A Shortie Update!

So as most people may know, the holidays are here. As usual, I'm spending it doing loads of stuff. And I mean, loads. Of course, I'm not complaining because as soon as I'm graduate secondary school, I'm off to take the IB course (if I can, which means I can) and everyone knows the IB is not light work. Anyway, here's a list of all the things I'm doing this school holiday.

1. Constantly updating my blog, Twitter and all my online business and stuff.
2. Continuing my book's storyline.
3. Swimming, going to the gym, yelling at Joule to life more weights and to stop bugging me, and yelling at Damien to stop swallowing rubber ducks. Quack!
4. Playing with my Playstation.
5. Go to Penang almost every weekend.
6. Attend weddings and wedding receptions.
7. Travel.
8. Fetch important people at train stations and airports and them send them to train stations or airports.
9. Do charitable work and then more charitable work.
10. IM with important people, and stuff... etc.

So that's about it, so I'll update soon cause the fun's about to start. So here's another list of what to expect!

Coming Up!

• Is that wedding bells I hear? My cousin's wedding is coming up soon and it's going to be fun for everyone, I'll take pictures and stuff so you guys don't miss out!
• My aunts are coming back to Malaysia from China for the wedding, I'm going to write about them too cause they're every bit as much fun as the wedding.
• Me, my aunts and the rest of my family are going off to Thailand for a little trip! So it's au revoir to Malaysia very soon and hello to exotic Thailand! Expect great pictures!
• And just because, I'm going back to the only place in Malaysia where I truly feel at home, Kuala Lumpur! Of course, my true true home is New York but I'll have to make do with KL cause it's well, the only place in Malaysia that has a smidge of a resemblance to New York.
• Of course, tradition is important, and like every self-respecting human-being on earth, I celebrate Christmas! Look out for my Christmas posts, and they're going to be up real soon because it's already December, my Christmas tree is up and I still have Christmas shopping to do!

So that's all for now, I'll see you guys real soon! Tanti baci a tutti!

Shortie: Reasons Why You Must Twitter

A list of good reasons compiled by Jake Lo on why you should get a Twitter account and start Tweeting immediately.

1. It's good fun.
2. Jake has it, Chester has it, Brendan has it, May-Zhee has it, Ashton Kutcher has it, Lady Gaga practically everyone who's anyone has it.
3. It's cheap.
4. You'll be able to get to famous people who use Twitter.
5. You'll be able to tell everyone things that you don't usually tell anyone. (Like May-Zhee...)
6. It's featured everywhere, like here, on Jake Lo .
7. You can stalk people with it.
8. You can read about the going-ons in other peoples' lives. Like the ones you don't really care about.
9. It's easier to use and easier to update than a blog.
10. You must follow me on Twitter.

A Random Update With Random Pictures I Took At Random Times

So, I was looking through some pictures and I decided that I'll post them up online so people may see how things are recently! No, I did not take pictures of Mr. Shirt-Off-Dancer so just get on with it.
Yes, my dad can drink through his ears but he says it gives him brain freeze if it's too cold.

And here's a glass of Coke chatting up a can of Coke.

Can: Hey babe, how's it going?
Glass: Just because I'm wearing transparent clothing doesn't mean I'm a hooker!
Can: But I didn't say...
Glass: Take that you sleazebag!

And then the glass started beating up the can with its straw. Yes, it's an insane glass of Coke.

Even the giant bottle of Tabasco sauce was afraid. See? It went into hiding and the restaurant owners are still looking for it.

And here, is a very fearless butterfly ignoring me, the menacing thing with a strange square box pointed at it.

Anyway, that's all for now. I have to go and do something ridiculous like date a kangaroo.

The 24 Hours Before This Post...

Okay, so the people who Follow me on Twitter must know this by now the things that happened in the last 24 hours. Some very interesting but not very sexy things. I don't know why but I just felt like saying that. Anyway, this is the Tweet that told the world of one very interesting person I saw last night.

"Oh my gosh! There's an Indian guy who threw down his shirt and started dancing in the middle of the road!"

Yes, that's right. A random Indian guy threw off his shirt, threw it on the ground and ran out into the middle of the road and started dancing. I was in the car, my dad was driving and mind you, he was dancing in the middle of a junction so if he were to be ignored by everyone, he would have been a bloody patty on the ground that the cleaners would have to scrape off with a shovel. Anyway, my dad very nearly knocked him over. But let's get on with the story.

He was there and pushing this woman who I assume must be his mother and she kept pushing back and stuff. Which was when he threw down his shirt and ran into the middle of the road and started gyrating. Anyway, I think the guy was drunk or something.

So here's the conversation between me and Damien when I texted him about this. Damien being Damien obviously made this conversation worth blogging about.

Me: Oh my gosh! There's an Indian guy who threw down his shirt and started dancing in the middle of the road!
Damien: He's a street dancer or a random mad guy?
Me: A random mad guy, and there's this random mad woman who keeps pushing him. The woman was angry mad while the guy was crazy mad. Maybe she wants to Drag Him To Hell?
Damien: Hmm... Maybe that mad woman wanna' kill that guy pushing him to the middle of that road and that guy keeps evading.
Me: Then why did he take his shirt off and started dancing?
Damien: Yeah, warning the drivers about his presence and that dancing's just probably a ritual kinda' thing.
Me: Oh, anyway, I'm gonna' watch Drag Me To Hell later, I think.
Damien: DVD? You bought it already?
Me: Yeah, anyway, the random mad guy dance was practically next to our school.
Damien: Gosh! Does he look like (Teacher's name cannot be revealed online to protect a certain Lady GaGa fan...).

Up until here, I forgot which way our conversation went so I'll continue it somewhere around here...

Damien: He still there?
Me: No, I think the woman Dragged Him To House and gave him hell.
Damien: Haha... Think they're making a part 2.
Me: Yeah, the girls can have shirtless scenes while the guys can have action and horror.
Damien: Girls can be shirtless in horror movies too.

Anyway, that was basically it. So people, please take note that if you don't know what to write about, go outside and take a look around, cause you might just see a random shirtless mad guy being pushed by a random mad woman into the middle of the road.