Well, I recently told a friend that "about 10% of the things I do I do just to disturb people".
This is particularly true. An example of this tendency would be my plan to buy up a whole street, rename it 'That Street' and build up several stores with names like 'That Boutique' or 'The Cafe with the Awesome Food'.
This will end up making people have awful conversations that will seem insanely irritating.
Dude: Hey, babe. Where are you?
Chick: Oh, hey honey. I'm at That Restaurant.
Dude: Hahaha, but seriously, babe. Where are you?
Chick: Oh, you know! That Restaurant right next to The Convenience Store That Sells All Sorts of Junk!
Dude: Are you cheating on me? You don't want me to find you do you?! That's it we're through!
And that is basically what my plan will cause sooner or later.
Ah well, back to enjoying my fries. Such is the diet of a college student.

2 Comments:
It's just like that drink they have called 'whatever'.
"What do you wanna drink?"
"Whatever."
"Is apple juice okay then?"
"No."
"Dude, you said whatever, and I helped you to pick out a drink, and now you're telling me you don't want it? What do you want then?"
"Whatever."
Eris,
Suspicious that you're the one who came up with it considering the fact that your name just so happens to be the name of a certain Greek goddess of discord. :D
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